The UTPD sends out daily reports of the activities they have investigated, tickets issued, and arrests made. The officers that send these reports have a great sense of humor and manage to keep these awful human foibles light. Take for example the excerpt that I read and sent to Justin via iChat the other day:
Assist Outside Agency: A non-UT subject reported a suspect in an assault case was inside the building waiting to graduate. Officers confirmed the suspect had an active warrant and was in-fact inside the building. The subject was located and taken into custody for the outstanding Outside Agency arrest warrant. The subject was transported to Central Booking where he took a walk... just not the one he had planned on taking that night. Occurred on: X-XX-10, at 6:20 PM.
Our iChat conversation continued:
Suze: hilarious... and sad
Justin: wow. why was he arrested? I seem to have missed that....
Suze: oh - suspect in an assault case
Justin: got it. that IS sad
Suze: maybe he shouldn't beat people up
Justin: touche
Suze: wouldn't that be an awesome end to a lifetime movie?!
Justin: TOTALLY
Suze: the bad boyfriend gets collared as he sleazily tries to graduate
And it was at this point that we realized that we had missed our callings...
Pocket Susan Advice: Don't quit your day job.
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